ODYSSEUS CAME TO THE CITY!!!!****!*!*!*!*!*!**!*!*!!!!!!! *wh-hoo!* *chorus bells ringing*
I was, you know, doing what I normally do....hanging with my girl Cleo and all of a sudden...a man appeared from the bushes. I was eating my PB&J and so naturally, I dropped it. Cause it wasn't just a man. It. was. a. NAKED. MAN. *gasps* And he was kinda lost....so I gave him some clothes, but I was kinda embarrassed because all I had was my really old Metallica t-shirt that I got at one of their concerts that was WAAYYY too big for me, so there he was, in the heeeeeuge shirt walking around. But as you might have figured out, I'm not the kind of girl that shies away from adventure (Cleo is) so I started talking to this man. I found out his name is Odysseus, he was trying to get home from that stupid war, and *sigh* he is married. Cleo was kinda just watching from the bushes...but I didn't expect her to start drooling or something *awkward...*
Anyways....Odysseus was like, "I need to talk to your folks" and I was like, "Okay" and so he talked to my dad and everything but OF COURSE I couldn't escort him anywhere because then everyone would start saying things about me. Oh. Did I mention that everyone in this city is a gossip? Yeah. Well, they are. So I had to let Odysseus go....so much for that....
*nausicaa*
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