island gossip

So, I've noticed how on other blogs, people tend to post at least a little bit of gossip, (YES, I am talking about YOU Perez Hilton!) so I thought maybe I should do the same. Actually, it's not up for discussion. I've decided already. I'm adding gossip to this blog. Period. Done. Sorry if you get mentioned, but that's just the way life is.

Of course, we've all heard about Zeus' scandalous affairs, and it's getting to be a bit OLD. NEWS. Hera needs to get over herself. But what about our new charming hero, Odysseus? He was recently spotted hanging out on an unidentified island with one Calypso. Word on the street is, she's got him on a pretty tight leash. Is Odysseus becoming the new Zeus, what with all of his *new acquaintances* and what about his wife, Penelope? Is she gone with the wind, or should I say, island breeze?

What? You think I know? This is my first island gossip post. I don't have any of the answers. This isn't TMZ, you know.

*nausicaa*